Supposedly, I'm "too wild" to be offered a contract by my dream baseball team.

I need a wife so they'll think I've been tamed...

Ever since I was a little boy, I've dreamed of playing for the Baltimore Bay Birds. I grew up idolizing those players, and I ached to wear the orange and black, representing my hometown and playing the game I love.

But the team doesn't want me.

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