The new one: painfully true stories from a reluctant dad

The book starts here

Zombie kid-pocalypse

Seven reasons. I love my marriage ; My body is a lemon ; I don't know anything ; I have a cat ; I have a job ; There shouldn't be children anymore ; People aren't great

Vows

It's happening. Relentless ; Flat soda ; We got a win! ; Bomb jokes ; The poo doesn't smell ; Clean forks ; Bleeding ; Danger zone ; Daddymoon ; Baby's eyes ; Sympathetic eating ; Natural history

Monkey arrives. A reality-bending experience ; A renewal of vows ; A sleepwalker and an insomniac walk into a bed ; Hiccuptown ; We wub you ; Dating my wife ; My side of the story

Pretending

Monkey won't sleep. There's no me in we ; Friendly advice from other parents ; Sex maybe ; Great job ; Trying ; The legs don't reach the floor ; It is what it is

Me and my wife on a plane that's crashing

Can I have this house when you die?

So we don't cry

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Natural causes. Sugar fries ; Organic toxic waste ; YMCA ; Slice of life

The new one. We learn to dance ; The flu ; The eighth reason ; Coutz

Oonadad

The book ends here.

Seven reasons

Vows

It's happening

Monkey arrives

Pretending

Monkey won't sleep

Me and my wife on a plane that's crashing

Can I have this house when you die?

So we don't cry

525,600 photos

Natural causes

The new one

Oonadad.