How to be right: the art of being persuasively correct

Why we're evil

Why the right loses arguments

The joke's on you

The riposte: how to win with left-wing dirty tricks

Find the right's Obama

Discarding your outrage

How to be a successful miscreant, like me

Don't be a professional

Outcompassion them!

Hijack the language

Co-opt their grievances

Link real life to fatuous belief

Break the scold mold

Embrace the inner skeptic

Look like them

Stop eating your moderates

Ombudsing your buddies

How to be right: using metaphors, similes, and other crap

Say junk that people remember

Three things always beat two things

Use your mom

Be Columbo

Cross-dress

Fill-ins for liberals

Use their silence to speak volumes

Stunts: or, how an idiotic, absurd act of stupidity can reveal a truth about life and other crap

Find your inner drunk

The game at the bar.